Adam Haley

I once sneezed so hard I almost popped out an eyeball

Favorite films

  • Memories of Murder
  • Duck Soup
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

    ★★

  • Elvis

    ★★★★

  • RRR

    ★★★★★

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    ½

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

    A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

    ★★

    If this doesn't make you pro-choice I don't know what will

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★

    Maximalist filmmaking that absolutely lacks any sort of subtlety. Any criticisms about the avoidance of Elvis's problematic history are completely justified BUT it's also shiny and ridiculous in a way that only Elvis ever could be and paired with Austin Butler's legitimately fantastic performance it really comes together better than it has any right to. Still not entirely sure what Hanks is doing but it's not enough to ruin a film that is weird, camp, and very Baz Luhrmann.

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ½

    I fucking despised it! Fuck you Colin Trevorrow and your shitty fucking boring locust film! I felt bad for everyone except Chris Pratt who deserves to be trapped in an eternal hellpit with no reprieve! I wanted to leave!!!

  • RRR

    RRR

    ★★★★★

    I didn't think it was possible to enjoy a movie this much holy shit fuck you Jurassic World this is what movies can be