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  • Furry Nights

    Furry Nights

    ★★★

    So, Furry Nights, yeah. Not as bad as I was expecting, but not as good as I was hoping for.

    A tale as old as time; teenage kids make a horror movie in the forest, kids accidentally kill a furry, murder and mayhem ensues, oh, and there is a "Hitchcock boobie shot."

    Surprisingly, it had halfway decent cinematography for most of it, though I seem to remember more Dutch angles than were necessary. There was some bad dialog and bad…

  • Battle Queen 2020

    Battle Queen 2020

    ½

    This is only the second movie that I have given a half star, and I've watched and logged almost 800 movies since I joined.

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  • Friday the 13th Part III

    Friday the 13th Part III

    ★★½

    I've heard of popcorn in the face, but that was ridiculous.

  • Alien Contact: Outer Space

    Alien Contact: Outer Space

    Narrator was terrible. He pronounced Nikolai Tesla as Nikoliah. He also said that matter doesn't exist and that rocks are just slow vibrations that appear to be solid. And one of my favorite quotes, "Black holes are the vacuum cleaners of the universe." I honestly thought vacuum cleaners were the vacuum cleaners of the universe. I really wonder how much money was spent on stock footage, as there was 95% stock footage.