Chrissy~ πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

Chrissy~ πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

Vile flesh totem piloted by vermin. A grotesque cohabitance.

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  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

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    blade runner? how about get laid runner you fucking nerds.

  • 10,000 BC

    10,000 BC

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    Dragging Roland Emmerich from the next flight to Switzerland to the Dignitas office like I'm taking a dog to the vet and just wailing on him until he signs the papers. Get fucked.

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  • World War Z

    World War Z

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    sometimes I wish my blu ray player had arms so it could open carry and shoot my brain off like an old west lawman when I pop shit like this into its mouth

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

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    It's a flaw of the filmmaker to expect me to pay attention. Should I have to actually use my eyes and ears and brain to follow the plot? Absolutely not. The themes should be beamed directly into my skull via laser therapy. UV lights and gamma rays that multiply my IQ ten times over but shrink my balls to nonexistence, or maybe in liquid form like a tincture you squirt under your tongue or eyelid. Whatever gets the movie into…