I eat a lot of soup. I am soup.
This movie spends the first hour literally telling you it doesn't want to exist and then spends the next 1.5 offering up almost nothing new or of substance to the franchise. I get it. It's a metatextural commentary on our own desire for comfort and nostalgia over original ideas. How clever. Doesn't make for a particularly coherent story though, nor an interesting one. This is pure pabulum if you ask me, and chances are I will have forgotten it existed…