Emotionally draining, extremely stressful and painfully realistic. This made my eyes water just a little bit.. and I can’t remember the last time a movie made me do that. It also made me smile.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

So I decided to show my parents a film I love more than anything. This is what they said to me afterwards:

Dad: “I just don’t sympathise with the main character.”

Mum: “painfully slow.” (Fell asleep)

WHAT THE PISS FUCK SHIT...DON’T GO SEE THIS.  
New York screening of The Predator before its released like a disease. 

All I can say is I’m glad this was a free ticket, but it wasn’t even worth the 2 dollars I spent on the subway. I’m serious, don’t go see this. 

Editing: utter shit
CGI: Jesus Christ  
Plot: written by a 12 year old boy who just watches blockbusters and copied that blueprint
Overall: feels like a Nickelodeon movie with that blue blood