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Recent reviews

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    Sub fucking liminal… how have I gone my whole life without watching this classic. This is probably the best horror I’ve seen. 

    The practial and special effects are disgustingly good and the nail biting score from ennio morricone was terrifying. All the cast were so into character, you couldnt even predict the prediction who was actually ‘the thing’ and it really leaves you puzzled. Special mention to kurt russell he’s fucking class.

    I’d recommend waiting till dark to get the most out of this, pump the volume to 100 and soak it in and get ready for a carpenter horror show ✅

  • Elvis



    Austin butler, wowzers. I think he’s shocked everyone. He’s oversold this film massively and it’s crazy that its his second hit film. 

    Baz Luhrmann dragged this out more than needed, if it wasnt for Austins embodiment of Elvis I would of probably fell asleep. Big fan of Elvis so it was going to be hard to get it right for me but this movie was still a decent watch on the big screen. 

    Tom hanks deserves a mention too, also incredible. Music artist biopics are usually really fun to watch and Austin saved this film and delivered 🕺

Popular reviews

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    Fuck the Batman and his vegenance grudge, this viking film does it better.

    Serious performances from Skarsgård, Kidman, Bang, Dafoe and Hawke. The gore in this film is astonishing the cinematography astonishing, composing world class. Can’t but not notice the ending scene nod to revenge of the sith, its just pure fucking genius which makes this film a viking revenge of the sith, literally. 

    The accent was similiar to scouse, cant understand fuck all majority of the time but quality.

    Robert Eggers and cast, be proud of yourself son

  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit


    Taika Waititi 👏 🍷