daniel

reviews in english for the international mutuals ❤️

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  • Suspiria
  • Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Irma Vep

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  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★

  • God's Creatures

    ★★½

  • Blonde

    ★★★★

  • A Dark Song

    ★★½

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  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★

    charlbi dean (r.i.p 💔) and harris dickinson here 👍👍

    maybe worse than the square? ruben ostlund is literally 12, cringe-worthy to the bone. 1/3 of the movie was engaging and i thought for a moment this was going somewhere else but every single beat from then on is 100% predictable, tacky and cheap. what's funny about all of this? what's smart about all of this? what's even engaging about all of this? i simply don't get it.

    a golden palm for this when movies like aftersun and one fine morning weren't even in competition like????? every single year cannes proves there's something in their water.

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    ★★★★

    where does dreaming end and madness begin?

    escrevi exatamente a mesma coisa em português aqui.

    marilyn monroe is an unshakable icon. present in our culture forever and ever, her image is printed in various forms and devices, present in our collective consciousness eternally, just by seeing the silhouette of her face we already recognize her. but we only know who marilyn monroe is, worse, we only recognize marilyn monroe imagery. few know who norma jeane is, even worse, very few…

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  • Paradise Hills

    Paradise Hills

    ★★

    you got a good cast, cool visuals, ideas and concepts but a BAD screenplay... such a waste :(

  • A Rainy Day in New York

    A Rainy Day in New York

    ★½

    i can't understand why timothée and elle agreed to this, not only bc WOODY ALLEN in 2019, but this is terrible like oh my gooooood INSUFFERABLE.