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DJfilms has written 9 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • 47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    ★½

    wanted this to be a terrible, campy mess. it was terrible and a mess, but with no camp and no entertainment factor. it was serious and i don’t know why. i never once laughed which is a mistake. there also wasn’t enough gore or sharks, just mostly swimming. i wanted it to end.


    gay tag: ben is hot but he dies real quick so aw.

  • The Souvenir

    The Souvenir

    ★½

    this is EXACTLY my cup of tea and i was not pleased. it was eh but also so long, pretentious, dull, and boring.


    gay tag: tilda come back this world needs you!!

  • Captive State

    Captive State

    ★½

    this was blah. interesting concept, no sense of direction or control in the story. vera farmiga is the best part and she is in 5 minutes.


    gay tag: ashton sanders reprising his role from moonlight?

  • Apollo 11

    Apollo 11

    ★½

    painful to watch. truly blah.

    gay tag: astronauts get bored. fast.

  • Cold Pursuit

    Cold Pursuit

    ★½

    this was so awful. this movie has no idea what it wants to be and not in a good way. the villain was one of the worst performances i have seen in months. laura dern is a goddess and was in 5 minutes. so boring, so long, and quite offensive for no reason. ew.


    gay tag: not enough laura dern!!!

  • Adrift

    Adrift

    ★½

    just watch cast away or life of pi


    gay tag: imaginary hot men.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★½

    this is not a real movie. it doesn’t count.


    gay tag: chris’s pratt keeps doin it.

  • Pope Francis: A Man of His Word

    Pope Francis: A Man of His Word

    ★½

    the pope is rad but wow this was not entertaining at all


    gay tag: woke pope.

  • Maria by Callas

    Maria by Callas

    ★½

    snooOoOoOoze fest


    gay tag: opera.