★★★½ Watched 24 Mar, 2018
Everything is great, except for the stale spy story at its core. Needle drops, multiple diagetic needle drops!, and an aesthetic that soothes this nerd's weird itch. Theron and McAvoy are both killing it as well.
★★★ Watched 11 Mar, 2018
Great performances, but the twists were predictable. Still a better love story than Twilight.
THE REVENANT is Oscar bait. It's a long depiction of suffering and begins to feel exhausting very quickly.