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Recent reviews

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  Boston Strangler 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Despite the fact that multiple of my friends worked on this (brag?) I pledge to be fully honest in my review. With that being said, this does seem like a dark (in multiple ways, lighting included) film; I just so happen to be in between glasses right now (got in a car accident, long story) so I anticipate watching this is going to be difficult from a visual standpoint.

  Eating my words because despite my visual impairment, I still spotted…

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Someone using a cello like a bow and PIB as the arrow>>>

  (Very tempted to refer to PIB as Mr. Pibb for the entirety of this review)

  MEME

  Master of the baking hehehe I see you👀

  THE STABBY TABBY. THE LECHE WHISPERER

  BURYING HIS OWN GRAVE LIKE A LITTERBOX LMAO

  🥒 is this a pickle or is this a cucumber? (Are we humans or are we dancers?)

  Puss in Boots can use the regular toilet like a human???

  PIB shave…

Popular reviews

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  Avengers: Endgame 2019

  Watched 24 Jul 2018 7

  Just realized earlier today that if Marvel is smart and sentimental (and I know they are) they’ll kill Steve Rogers by him diving on a grenade/some other type of explosive device. (To mirror the scene in The First Avenger when he dove on Tommy Lee Jones’ dummy grenade back when he was still skinny, and to reflect how much of a true hero he’s always been.) I am not and will never be even remotely close to emotionally ready for that

  
  Edit: we’ll probably get a final “I could do this all day” too

  
  And Bucky Barnes will make a great new Captain America.

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  Forever My Girl 2018

  ★ Watched 13 May 2018 6

  would never watch this movie with its pro-country music messages but my mom wanted to watch it on mother’s day so!!!!!

  “I’m getting married at the BEGINNING of a movie, definitely nothing bad is going to happen!!!”

  “oh i’m a spoiled musician who is constantly waited on hand and foot! Oh i’m gonna throw my towel behind me, pick that up! I’ll give you a thousand dollars to do this, ten thousand dollars to do that! Bring me an espresso!…