Favorite films

  • Die Hard
  • A Goofy Movie
  • National Treasure: Book of Secrets
  • The Fundamentals of Caring

Recent activity

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy


  • Son of Batman


  • Inside Out


  • Justice League vs. Teen Titans

Recent reviews

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I haven’t seen the first Space Jam but I am familiar with the concept of cross-promotional cinematic capitalism so I don’t think I’ll be lost

    Actually it is a game, Lebron

    Lebron James is...not an actor

    Why the fuck is Sarah Silverman here

    I said this in my recent Lego Batman review but Warner Bros is weirdly obsessed with cross franchise stuff. Like this, the Lego Movies, the upcoming Flash movie, it feels like they’re constantly desperate for that huge…

  • Son of Batman

    Son of Batman


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Pretty wacky canon that Damian gives Slade his bad eye

    Holy shit Talia raped Bruce...I know Talia is supposed to be like. Antihero femme fatale but that is a choice that ruins the character

    Bruce tore Killer Croc’s tail off. Too violent

    I HATED this when I first saw it when I was 16 because I was like holy shit, Damian sucks so fucking bad (I think this was my introduction to the character actually) and why is he the…

Popular reviews

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    Just realized earlier today that if Marvel is smart and sentimental (and I know they are) they’ll kill Steve Rogers by him diving on a grenade/some other type of explosive device. (To mirror the scene in The First Avenger when he dove on Tommy Lee Jones’ dummy grenade back when he was still skinny, and to reflect how much of a true hero he’s always been.) I am not and will never be even remotely close to emotionally ready for that

    Edit: we’ll probably get a final “I could do this all day” too

    And Bucky Barnes will make a great new Captain America.

  • Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Recently I’ve received some criticism that I’m too generous with 5 star ratings on Letterboxd. To self diagnose for a second, I honestly think it’s because I hear good press about a movie, I go in wanting to like it (because I like movies! And I like liking movies!), and most of the time I do because I either got pretty much what I was expecting, or I was pleasantly surprised. And if a movie can either deliver on good…