• The Visitor

    The Visitor


    i’ve never seen a movie like this before

    except for the exorcist and tommy

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play


    sorry chuckles but this is better than bride of chuckie. it wants to be the shining so bad.

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight


    why does everybody quote christopher nolan

  • Lamb



    the first movie ever to be both good AND boring




    very good. truly hypnotizing.

  • It



    whooooooo yeaaahhhhh woooohooooo ohhh yeeahhhh LETS GO three hours of my life well spent. super cheesy effects but that’s what happens when you inspire an entire subgenre. a whole aesthetic this movie created. delicious.

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    too much and yet not enough. one of those movies where i cannot make myself root for a single character. every woman was a prop. womp womp 👎

  • iCarly: iGo to Japan

    iCarly: iGo to Japan

    somehow both more AND less racist than i thought it was gonna be. it had like three jokes but i don’t remember them.

  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    really really good. transcendent. until the one sexual assault scene they tried to play as romantic. super hard to be invested in harrison ford after that. first half carried it though.

  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    tw: ableist language and mental illness

    okay okay so this movie makes me feel how the truman show made me feel. i don’t feel like i can say anything definitive about it because the whole thing feels like schrödinger’s cat. i can’t always trust my memories or perception and that’s okay. being crazy is one of my deepest rooted fears. so sometimes when i’m scared of it i just accept it and say so what. all i can really know…

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns


    “you’re just jealous because i’m an actual freak and you have to pretend by wearing a mask” is so powerful

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    i fancy your lobster