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  • Joyland
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Blue Valentine
  • Magic Mike XXL

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  • 3 Women

    ★★★★

  • Hollister

  • Bosses

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  • The People's Joker

    The People's Joker

    ★★★

    if rating movies was on a scale of how likely would it be to cause an 18th century catholic pope to spontaneously combust into a pile of goo then this movie is the single greatest film of all time

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    when rob revved that batmobile it did unholy things to me

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  • 3 Women

    3 Women

    ★★★★

    this film taught me about the dangers of identity theft and the best recipe for a tuna melt what more can you really ask for

  • Hollister

    Hollister

    surf’s up!

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★½

    ghost face wouldn’t stand a chance against me i’ve never answered a phone call from an unknown number in my entire life

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    finally a movie that acknowledges scheduling sex in your google calendar as valid


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