Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Handmaiden
  • The Thing
  • Coraline

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  • Puss in Boots

    ★★★½

  • Dinosaurs of Antarctica

  • Shrek Forever After

    ★★

  • Shrek the Third

    ★½

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  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

    ★★★★½

    do you know how hard it is to sit at work with the entire shrek soundtrack running through your head ALL DAY?!?!  I’ll be on figma, fixing something on photoshop, sitting on client meetings, and all i can think about is “I! BELIEVE! I! BELIEVE! I! BELIEVE! I! BELIEVE! IM A BELIEVERRR!!” ALL DAY BRUH!

    and now i’m gonna be cursed with FUNKY TOWN, HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO, & LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA?!?!?! I physically cannot do this my brain is gonna be fried by the time i get to shrek 3

  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    War for the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

    although not as complex as the 2nd in the series, WAR still holds up very well as the finale in the trilogy.

    what the 2nd movie (DAWN) accomplishes that the others don’t is the constant stress of “what side do i root for?” You find reasons to both root for and against the humans and the apes, which makes the whole movie a stressful, entertaining film. WAR simplifies it to only root for the apes and we view the humans…

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  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★½

    mommy ahem uh MARGOT Robbie will win an oscar one day i’m calling it

    The first hour of this was one of the best beginnings of a movie i’ve ever seen ever. Unfortunately there was 2 hours left that derailed it all. You could say you hate this film or love it and i would be cool with either.

    edit: it’s been like 3 weeks since i’ve seen this and the soundtrack is still stuck in my head.
    voodoo mama on spotify is a heater. would strongly recommend you watch this and form your own opinion

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★½

    if i actually saw these people walking around UC i would seriously just think “damn clifton has some characters”