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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    ★½

    Certain moments in Dead Men Tell No Tales are not lacking in creativity. The first action sequence - if you exclude Salazar's introduction, involves Captain Jack Sparrow robbing a bank. The premise of it has an amusing punchline, and looked mildly entertaining, but it's dotted with irksome and forced comedy via Depp. His character has now, generally speaking, become a parody of itself and really it was mostly cringe-worthy to say the least.

    However, Javier Bardem was actually very good…

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    ★★★½

    My DC knowledge is close to zero. I know names, general "abilities" and who is supposed to be a good guy. Saying that, Injustice 2 recently came out and I ended up getting it. Obviously it's a different continuity but playing it and finding it really quite good got me deeply interested in Wonder Woman. Her actual character in the game is mean, but ultimately, I think finally, I'm genuinely invested in the DC cinematic universe.

    Which means, potentially, I'll…

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  • Lucy

    Lucy

    ★★★★★

    A little bit of Besson in my life
    A little bit of Akira by my side
    A little bit of Odyssey is all I need
    A little bit of ScarJo is what I see
    A little bit of Oldboy in the sun
    A little bit of crazy all night long
    A little bit of Freeman here I am
    A little bit of Lucy makes me a big fan.

    Mambo No. 5 (stars)!

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    ★★

    Otherwise known as Harry Potter and his horny friends. I know there was always the idea that Harry and his pals had love interests but this one they're all running around trying to fuck each other. Harry wants to have sex with Ginny, she wants to have sex with someone, someone wants to have sex with Hermione, everyone watching wants to have sex with Hermione, Ron wants to have sex with Hermione, Lavender wants to have sex with Ron, Ron…