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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Suicide Squad
  • The Batman
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

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  • The Man From Toronto

    ★★½

  • Mayhem

    ★★★★

  • Mad God

    ★★★★

  • Marry Me

    ★★★½

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  • Justice League Dark: Apokolips War

    Justice League Dark: Apokolips War

    ★★★★½

    I don't get how they pulled it off.

    The DCAMU started back in 2013 with the Flashpoint Paradox. A movie that was pretty well received, and one that before we know it held the rank of a universe starter. Much like Iron Man with the MCU it began so strongly and many of it's follow ups failed to live up to the bar that it set itself.

    However these films continued to come out. In a very confusing release schedule,…

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  • Mad God

    Mad God

    ★★★★

    Imma be real with you Phil (can I call you Phill?) I don’t know what on Earth that was.

    But I cannot commend you enough for making something so much of what it is.

    One of a kind.

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★★

    So, I guess this franchise is over now.

    I was so excited to see this, unlike a lot of my fellow film lover I really liked Jurassic World and didn’t hate the sequel. But I felt like they were both building to this, a world of dinosaurs. And when it plays with that concept there are some of the coolest visuals and ideas you can think of. When it’s not it’s surprising dull and lifeless. 

    This focuses a lot more…

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  • The Last Sharknado: It's About Time

    The Last Sharknado: It's About Time

    ★★★½

    I’m actually really sad it’s over. 

    Rest In Peace you horrible masterpiece. 

    But what a way to go.

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

    Spider-Man
    Spider-Man
    Did what nobody's ever can
    Animation, blew my mind
    His film's truly one of a kind
    Look out!
    Here comes the completely-out-of-the-blue-really-unexpected-best-animated-film-of-the-year-MAN!!

    (I sat for too long trying to come up with a finale to my little parody song, and that's the best I came up with.) Alright enough playing around, lets get on with the review.

    I remember back on a time when I heard about this, called it a cheap cash grab by Sony Animation, which…