DanRanza ☠️

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Wasting the best years of my life melting my eyes and polluting my brain with monsters, demons, torture, sex and violence on big tv screens

Favorite films

  • Santa Sangre
  • Taxi Driver
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • King Kong

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  • La Strada

    ★★★★

  • Werewolves on Wheels

    ★★★★

  • 2001 Maniacs

    ★★½

  • 1990: The Bronx Warriors

    ★★★★

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★★

    Was lucky enough to be in audience for the US premiere of this and holy shit this one moves so fast with such prowess, emotion, and raw destruction. Godzilla is MEAN in this. Having the cast and director here in person doing a Q&A really put things into perspective about how the time period this movies set in really paints as something emotional for the Japanese audiences but worldwide it translates to a more nostalgic era of Godzilla’s origin, in a…

  • Targets

    Targets

    ★★★★★

    “The world is for the young”
    “The city has gotten really ugly, hasn’t it?”

    A grim swan song to the dark castle macabre and monster makeup movies for horror icons; especially to Boris Karloff himself or Byron Orlok, this deliberately works as a meta crime pulp for Boris Karloff in his late career and the mood and message for this film can really be felt best depending on how much adoration you have late for career B-movie Karloff like Die,…

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  • La Strada

    La Strada

    ★★★★

    Sorry muscle boy, chicks dig The Fool

  • Werewolves on Wheels

    Werewolves on Wheels

    ★★★★

    Gentlemen. We are going to talk to The Devil.

    Crazed biker coke fuel rebellion hangout film tacked on with occult rituals and tarot building up to a she wolf feel very deeply rooted in a bad acid trip. So many of my favorite aesthetics ranging from witchcraft, classic monsters, and hippy bikers all intertwined in this tightly packed yet spacious film that this mesmerizing spirit to it from the beginning. Expected some drive-in monster ooze but left rather pleased with a more midnight grindhouse feeling movie

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  • Fred Claus

    Fred Claus

    ★★★

    The counseling for brothers who aren’t as successful as their brothers with Alec Baldwin and Sylvester Stallone’s brothers is a golden gag

  • Here Comes the Boom

    Here Comes the Boom

    ★★½

    Nacho Libre could kick this guy’s ass