This seems like it’s probably a four-star movie, but I didn’t understand any of it.

Perfect.

Nicolas Cage and John Travolta switch faces and spend almost two and a half hours trying to kill each other. This is a five star movie.

"Unsane" is a really dumb title for a movie, but Steven Soderbergh filmed it on his iPhone and held it horizontally the entire time, so he did a good job.