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  • The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    ★½

    Jesus, I don't know. I "accidentally" watched the first one when it was on TV*. Watching this was my own fault. Julie Andrews and Anne Hathaway? Héctor Elizondo? John Rhys-Davies as a villain? Introducing a baby-faced Chris Pine? All things that could've made this as semi-tolerable** as the first. But this thing is terrible. Oh, except for the rando cameos of Stan Lee and Paul Williams towards the end.

    *It was on at midnight and I was drunk and it was better than having to watch a Pawn Stars.

    **I'm 100% not the audience for this thing. I know.

  • The Way Way Back

    The Way Way Back

    ★★★½

    Sam Rockwell is pretty Sam Rockwell-y and he gets to do his dance. Pretty good.

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  • Morning Glory

    Morning Glory

    ★★

    Look, this thing is pretty standard. But there's a scene where Harrison Ford is sitting at a table getting shit-faced with Bob Schieffer, Morley Safer, and Chris Matthews. I mean, kind of worth it? Right?

  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★

    Ron Perlman's head is so big! A+