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  • Under the Silver Lake
  • Miracle Mile
  • Rocky III
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

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  • My Blue Heaven

    ★★★★

  • Thriller: A Cruel Picture

    ★★★★★

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★½

  • Elvis

    ★★★½

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  • My Blue Heaven

    My Blue Heaven

    ★★★★

    Been sitting on this one forever and finally pulled the trigger for the sake of completion after my recent revisit of Goodfellas. I would kill for a version of this with Ray Liotta as well as a version of Goodfellas with Steve Martin.  

    It’s fucked up that I am currently older than Rick Moranis is here. And Daniel Stern. And Joan Cusack. 

    Also both Melanie Mayron and Carol Kane are exactly as old as me and twice as hot. 

    The one part where they clearly dubbed “fart” over “fuck” made me nostalgic. 

    Anyway, hilarious movie. Can’t wait to watch it again.

  • Thriller: A Cruel Picture

    Thriller: A Cruel Picture

    ★★★★★

    The new 4K looks fantastic and it’s absolutely stacked! I plan to watch the They Call Her One Eye cut soon so I can compare how tight it feels in comparison to this extremely dirty cut. That said, this is a great example of how hardcore sexual imagery can be effectively used in a non-pornographic (in intent) film. The moments of full-penetrative sex are shocking, confusing, upsetting, and in some dark ways, titillating. This is by design. It’s meant to…

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  • Making a Murderer

    Making a Murderer

    ★★★★½

    Great season of true crime tv. Attorney Krantz fucks babies, I just know it.

  • The Intruder

    The Intruder

    ★★★★

    A new trash classic. Piles of terrible, bizarre choices on every level of production. The thing is, these choices are made in earnest by EXTREMELY committed people. Dumb as hell, but lightning paced and a fuck of a lot of fun. Super duper trashy in all the best ways. If this were shot on film and released in the 1970s, we’d all have a wonderful reverence for it. 

    The best kind of crap. 

    Dennis Quaid has 8-pack abs. 

    Here’s a…