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  • Dragged Across Concrete

    Dragged Across Concrete

    ★★★★½

    “It’s bad like lasagna in a can.”

    It’s a shame this was good as that quote would have been perfect for the review.

  • The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley

    The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley

    ★★★½

    Hard to tell which is more fake, Theranos or her voice.

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★★

    Twenty years old. Amazing.

  • Vice

    Vice

    ★★½

    Average biopic about the World’s biggest cunt.

  • Layer Cake

    Layer Cake

    ★★★★½

    15 years old. Fucking classic.

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    As a labradoodle owner, this film was way too emotional. The scene outside the garage fucking ruined me.

  • Fyre

    Fyre

    ★★★

    Netflix doing their bit to confirm FYRE Festival was an outrageous clusterfuck.

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    The Nightmare Before Christmas

    ★★★★

    25 years old. Amazing. Still looks awesome.

  • Body of Lies

    Body of Lies

    ★★★½

    A decade old. Still good.

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★★

    Somehow missed this 10 years ago. Yes, it’s 10 years old and still wonderful.

  • Long Shot

    Long Shot

    ★★★★

    An unbelievable documentary.

  • Get Out

    Get Out

    ★★★★★

    “TS Mutha F*cking A!”