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  • The Space

    The Space


    About a year ago next month, my roommate Jacob and I, he a painter turning into a filmmaker and myself a filmmaker trying to become an artist, decided to make a movie. I don't know if it was Tommy Wiseau's The Room or my blooming interest in underground no-budget titles on Amazon, but something made me say "let's make a movie this weekend". Even if it was 90 minutes of him eating rice (only 2.5 minutes made it in) we…

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  • Hide and Seek

    Hide and Seek


    Lol fuck this. Why does every movie from the mid-aughts have a dumb twist like this? Is it the Shyamalan influence?

    Starts as a really unsettling creepy kid movie, which I didn’t care for, and then eventually twists and dives deep into complete nonsense.

  • Celeste & Jesse Forever

    Celeste & Jesse Forever


    One of the best romcoms I've seen in a hot minute. Genuinely interesting character dynamics abound and fun funny dialogue.

     Definitely hit pretty hard. The ultimate resolution is a bit underwhelming, but generally its a win.

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  • Mid90s



    Oh dear. Almost a complete misfire. I think we've reached the point of A24 oversaturation. This might be the Heaven's Gate of the modern indie wave for me.

    I vividly remember being about 9 and going over to my neighbor's house and playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 for the first time. I got absorbed into those games, and the non-existent glamorized fantastical life of a professional skateboarder. When I was 16 I met skaters my age, and though I…

  • CKY



    *96 Quite Bitter Beings plays*