Dan Taylor

Comedy writer of the Jake Hancock mystery ebook series. Lover of shitty horror films.

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  • An Inspector Calls

    An Inspector Calls

    ★★★★½

    I’m pretty sure that inspector used to hang out in his car outside my preschool.

  • The Maltese Falcon

    The Maltese Falcon

    ★★★★★

    I’m not even going to pretend my dad would’ve beaten Humphrey Bogart in a fight.

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  • The Legend of Gator Face

    The Legend of Gator Face

    ★★½

    What is it?
    A shitty Canadian TV movie about a cryptozoological creature not much different from a regular crocodile.

    Is it good?
    It's categorized as a comedy horror/children's movie. It succeeds as one of those things.

    Is there nudity?
    Nope.

    Fun trivia
    Paul Winfield, the only full-time actor in this movie, was so stoned during filming he denies acting in it and even the movie's existence.

  • The Ballad of Cable Hogue

    The Ballad of Cable Hogue

    ★★★★

    I wanted it to be funnier, but then again, I want most things to be funnier. Including brown rice.

    Everyone know brown rice ain’t funny.