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  • All About Eve
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • Thoroughbreds
  • In the Mood for Love

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  • Pride and Prejudice

    ★★★½

  • The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

    ★★★

  • Letters to Juliet

    ★★★½

  • Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

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  • Pride and Prejudice

    Pride and Prejudice

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    unsurprisingly, laurence olivier is #notmyDarcy

    this man is NOT fitzwilliam darcy lmao but i'm not too bothered because watching greer garson as lizzie (won me over ENTIRELY) constantly own him for an hour straight is most delightful to me. it's what he deserves <3

    an iconic movie in its right for all the corny moments they did. my top 3 are:
    1)

    it's difficult to believe that you're so proud.
    it's difficult to believe you're so prejudiced.

    2) lady catherine…

  • The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

    The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

    ★★★

    oh, sebastian, i can’t help it. i just love the sea!

    probably my favorite disney movie (yes, movie) when i was young. eight yr old me rlly kept thinking “omg she is literally me” towards melody simply because we both had dark hair LMAO

    anyway this still holds up a lot of charm, maybe it’s the nostalgia, idrc — not when the songs still have me jamming to them intensely despite forgetting the lyrics

    the animation is NOT good lmao…

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  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

    "it's Ķ̘͖̋ͪ̾ͅI̲͔̹̮͇̬̗͔̿ͮ̏̏́ͬ̄̕Ṇ̻̤̩̾̋ͭ͋ͬ̚G̶̔̌҉̺̗̻̟̘̰͚̲̖ ̸̹̼͚̪̣̯̳͕͛̎̇̈̆͑ edmund, actually."

  • Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper

    Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper

    ★★★★

    notes
    — excuse me julien is so FINE and WONDERFUL and SMART
    — invented ROMANTIC LOVE!!
    — dominic HELPED HER GET OUT OF PRISON AND FREAKING WAITED FOR HER EVEN THO SHE SAID “no promises” !!! Excuse Me!!
    — the grandeur proportion between the palace and their subjects is unsettling but at least they still care apparently??? but this was like 2004 so uhhh
    — priminger really tried his hardest to look tall with those heels and quiffed hair but…