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  • Leave the Bus Through the Broken Window

    Leave the Bus Through the Broken Window

    Lost in Translation but with an incel. Every girl he fell for is shot like she’s in a Pantene hair commercial, cringe dude. Anyway, I can’t feel any sympathy for ppl on vacation.

  • Model Shop

    Model Shop

    Like taking a second shower not because you smell or anything but because  you don’t know what else to do with your body and the water feels good on your neck but now you’ve been in there too long and you’ve let the water run and run and it’s your fault the planet is dying

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  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw

    if final destination was a boring piece of shit!

  • Inherent Vice

    Inherent Vice

    ★★★★★

    "Maybe I love you / maybe I'm just kind of bored / It is what it is / 'til it ain't anymore." 
    -Kacey Musgraves