Director Bong does my parents movie with monsters instead of beauty pageants
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The Northman 2022
Embarrassing. Robert Eggers sucks the life out of anything and everyone that crosses his one-take path: sex, myth, green pastures, blood, fire, Kidman and Hawke and Anya. This dude thinks…
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Green Book 2018
Feels like Oscar made this movie with his own two little gold hands. The electric department was all Little League trophies.
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Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021
for better or for worse this would move D.W. Griffith to tears. look what his children hath wrought.
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Malcolm & Marie 2021
makes a convincing argument that no one should ever become a filmmaker, but I'm just glad someone finally gave the screen tests from Symbiopsychotaxiplasm a proper adaptation and release.
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