friendly neighborhood walking cliché
the problem with being so influential for almost 100 years is you’ve been aped so many times your stories are now fairly predictable. that’s not at all why this is bad though, there are plenty of other reasons for that. sign me up for the next one.
objectively hilarious that we got that cold open to explain his mustache.
now this is the scary ass internet i grew up with, baby. totally could’ve ended at any point in the last 40 minutes, but i liked it for the very cut and dry metaphor and its effective and simple creepies like dropping out the score and silly ghost walks.
but it’d be so much better if they remade it in america with kristen bell and jonathan tucker!