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  Dracula Untold 2014

  ★★ Added

  "Dracula Uninteresting"

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  Carmilla 2019

  ★★ Watched 12 Sep 2023

  Director: "So, basically, I want to do an adaptation of the book, but remove all the elements that made it really intriguing."

  Producer: "Cool, here's $1 Million."

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  The Mean One 2022

  Added 1

  I bet it'll be less scary than the Jim Carrey one.

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  Halloween 2018

  ★★ Watched 19 Oct 2018 1

  "We're going to wipe out of existence all the other sequels, which were just typical slashers so that we can make...just a typical slasher."

  Also..."We're going to wipe out of existence all the other sequels, as if they mean nothing...and then we're going to...pay homage to them? As if we hold them in high regard?" Uh...okay...

  Anyway, right off the bat, this movie has three marks against it for beginning with Michael being caught and brought into custody immediately following…

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