DarkmanPoe

"We make an idol of our fear and we call it God."

Favorite films

  • Eraserhead
  • Taxi Driver
  • The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
  • The City of Lost Children

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  • No One Will Save You

    ★★★½

  • Dracula Untold

    ★★

  • Carmilla

    ★★

  • Strangeland

    ★½

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  • Dracula Untold

    Dracula Untold

    ★★

    "Dracula Uninteresting"

  • Carmilla

    Carmilla

    ★★

    Director: "So, basically, I want to do an adaptation of the book, but remove all the elements that made it really intriguing."

    Producer: "Cool, here's $1 Million."

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  • The Mean One

    The Mean One

    I bet it'll be less scary than the Jim Carrey one.

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★

    "We're going to wipe out of existence all the other sequels, which were just typical slashers so that we can make...just a typical slasher."

    Also..."We're going to wipe out of existence all the other sequels, as if they mean nothing...and then we're going to...pay homage to them? As if we hold them in high regard?" Uh...okay...

    Anyway, right off the bat, this movie has three marks against it for beginning with Michael being caught and brought into custody immediately following…

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