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  • 101 Dalmatians

    101 Dalmatians



  • Mary Poppins Returns

    Mary Poppins Returns


    Yes I know 4 and a half stars is way too high but I cried and had a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious time

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  • American Beauty

    American Beauty


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the best part of this movie is when kevin spacey gets shot in the head

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built


    I can’t really think of anything meaningful to say about this other than the fact that there’s a scene where Matt Dillon is talking about artistic icons while a montage of clips from other Lars Von Trier movies starts playing