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  • The Land That Time Forgot

    The Land That Time Forgot


    [The 4-star review reflects the MST3K version of this film.]

  • Starcrash



    [The 4.5-star review reflects the MST3K version of this film.]

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  • The Keep

    The Keep


    I'm not sure if there's an cottage industry that's sole purpose is to provide smoke / fog for the moving pictures, but if there is, I guarantee they were well paid in 1983. I'm not joking when I say The Keep is about 70% slow motion shots of fog rolling over various surfaces. Be it the floor, be it the wall, maybe it's a talisman that looks a lot like a flashlight with a crucifix attached to it - if…

  • Greatful Dead

    Greatful Dead


    I’m not sure what’s in Japan’s water supply, but I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if there was some sort of hallucinogen mixed in with all that H2O. They seriously create some of the strangest films out there…and thank goodness for that. Somewhere between Stephen King’s Misery, a Lifetime movie of the week about the chilling effects of poor parenting, and a bagful of acid blotters, sits Eiji Uchida’s Greatful Dead. Sounds like a hoot, right? It is. Funny,…