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  • Python


    Update: I recently found out that some blog used this review as one of the professional reviews for Python on their review of the film, check it out here

    "Dude, you got me out of bed for a snake?"

    Python is a horrible mess of a film; not only does the Python have an estimated screen time of around three minutes, but the film boasts an "ensemble cast" that doesn't live up to any of the expectations of their previous…

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  • Poochinski



    I was going to watch this by itself, but Last Podcast on the Left covered the failed sitcom pilot on an episode of their stream, The Last Stream on the Left (which you can watch here).

    Peter Boyle is a police officer who dies and gets trapped inside of a body of a dog.

    It's not as fun as it sounds.

    I don't think I could have sat through this without their commentary. From their constant beastiality jokes and their…

  • Samurai Cop

    Samurai Cop


    "Why did you come under?"
    "Because i'm an undercover cop."

    I don't know about you, but I've seen my fair share of awful action movies which usually start off with an awesome action scene and decrease in entertainment from there, Samurai Cop is sort of different in my eyes.

    I agree with most people, it does get kinda boring when scenes keep playing out, i.e. sex scenes, but for the most part I was thoroughly entertained.

    I wouldn't even call…

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  • The Disaster Artist

    The Disaster Artist


    1994: Johnny Depp as Ed Wood

    2017: James Franco as Tommy Wiseau

    2040: Adam Driver as Neil Breen

  • The Warriors

    The Warriors


    "Can you dig it?"

    Yes, I dig it, but try explaining this film to somebody and it sounds dumb:

    "So yeah there's this gang of men that wear vests that were framed into a high gang leader's assassination and now all the gang's are after them as they try to catch the train home. There's a gang that wears black singlets, a gang that wears black singlets with red stripes, a gang of mimes, a gang of basketball nuts, a…