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  • Python


    Update: I recently found out that some blog used this review as one of the professional reviews for Python on their review of the film, check it out here

    "Dude, you got me out of bed for a snake?"

    Python is a horrible mess of a film; not only does the Python have an estimated screen time of around three minutes, but the film boasts an "ensemble cast" that doesn't live up to any of the expectations of their previous…

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  • Mandy



    "You are a vicious snowflake."

    Mandy was one of my most anticipated films of 2018, having missed it in the cinemas because of the extremely limited and excessively overpriced film festival it was playing at, I was very overwhelmed that the finished product was not going to be as great as everybody had said it was.

    However, Mandy is as fantastic as everybody has said. Panos Cosmatos has created one of the more aesthetically pleasing yet action/gore packed films of…

  • Batman: Gotham by Gaslight

    Batman: Gotham by Gaslight


    Oof, Batman: Gotham by Gaslight is even worse than the other recent Batman animated films I've watched. The animation is obnoxiously terrible, ranging from lazy 2D animation to disgusting 3D animation, which can be likened to the newer seasons of the Simpsons when they try to do the same thing.

    The story is just the story of Jack the Ripper, but with Batman characters, which means that the writers can brutally kill the female characters including Poison Ivy, and they…

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  • The Disaster Artist

    The Disaster Artist


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    2040: Adam Driver as Neil Breen

  • The Warriors

    The Warriors


    "Can you dig it?"

    Yes, I dig it, but try explaining this film to somebody and it sounds dumb:

    "So yeah there's this gang of men that wear vests that were framed into a high gang leader's assassination and now all the gang's are after them as they try to catch the train home. There's a gang that wears black singlets, a gang that wears black singlets with red stripes, a gang of mimes, a gang of basketball nuts, a…