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  • The Watcher

    The Watcher

    ★★

    You'd have to forge my signature for me to watch this again*.

    *Keanu Reeves is only in this movie because his assistant forged his signature on the contract and it would cost too much and take too long to take the case to court*

    Even if Keanu doesn't want to be in this movie, he still doesn't phone it in. He's actually the only good thing about the movie.

    He brings life into this otherwise boring and dated movie. It's…

  • The Lovebirds

    The Lovebirds

    ★★★

    Honestly not as bad as some people on here are saying. I generally had a fun time throughout and it was great that the film was under 90 minutes because it didn't last for longer than it was supposed to.

    The monologue about restaurants giving you the excess milkshake mixer was hysterical and definitely something I had on my mind every time I received a milkshake from a restaurant.

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  • The Disaster Artist

    The Disaster Artist

    ★★★★

    1994: Johnny Depp as Ed Wood

    2017: James Franco as Tommy Wiseau

    2040: Adam Driver as Neil Breen

  • The Warriors

    The Warriors

    ★★★★★

    "Can you dig it?"

    Yes, I dig it, but try explaining this film to somebody and it sounds dumb:

    "So yeah there's this gang of men that wear vests that were framed into a high gang leader's assassination and now all the gang's are after them as they try to catch the train home. There's a gang that wears black singlets, a gang that wears black singlets with red stripes, a gang of mimes, a gang of baseball players, a…