You'd have to forge my signature for me to watch this again*.
*Keanu Reeves is only in this movie because his assistant forged his signature on the contract and it would cost too much and take too long to take the case to court*
Even if Keanu doesn't want to be in this movie, he still doesn't phone it in. He's actually the only good thing about the movie.
He brings life into this otherwise boring and dated movie. It's…