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  • Santa's Boot Camp

    Santa's Boot Camp


    In which Santa's elves go on strike to protest poor working conditions, Santa kidnaps a handful of children from Atlanta to serve as forced labor, a decorated military officer elf is used as enforcement when the kids engage in peaceful non-compliance, and surveillance culture and magical discipline are used to break the children's spirits until they voluntarily aid in the kidnapping of their own friends to serve as further forced labor.

  • Afterglow



    Some excellent visuals dragged down by the musical choices, the narrator's line delivery, and the almost tangible corporate gloss.

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  • Warriors of Virtue: The Return to Tao

    Warriors of Virtue: The Return to Tao


    A movie to teach us that it's possible to regret the absence of magical fighting kangaroos.

  • The Power of Ninjitsu

    The Power of Ninjitsu


    White businessmen magically changing their suits into ninja outfits is pretty much the only thing this movie has going for it. That, and the almost certainly unlicensed use of Herbie Hancock's "Rockit" for a ten-second scene of a man in a nightclub drinking and looking glum.