Das 🍎 / Simon

Das 🍎 / Simon Patron

Favorite films

  • As my gaze fell upon the stormy seas, I wept ...and soon the skies followed
  • Unglassed Windows Cast a Terrible Reflection
  • The God Crippled With One Leg
  • Union

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  • The Lair of the White Worm

    ★★★

  • Leo

  • This World Can't Tear Me Down

    ★★★½

  • The Sheltering Sky

    ★★½

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  • Tearing Down Walls

    Tearing Down Walls

    I made another little thing. It’s still very amateurish and unpolished, but I do believe that it’s a step up from my last piece

    If you want to give it a watch: youtu.be/6PhLTKBndvQ

    As always: feel free to ask whatever’s on your mind <3

  • The Sound of a Drowning City

    The Sound of a Drowning City

    I made a little something. It technically does have a narrative and meaning, but it’s up to you if u want to interpret something into these 1 1/2 minutes of loud scratching and beeping.
    It aint much but it’s honest, 0 budget work. Feel free to hit me with questions :) 

    soft TW: self harm

    here is the link: youtu.be/R5m7rzyvANg

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  • The Severed Arm

    The Severed Arm

    Wichtelclub Runde 61 | The Severed Arm | Wichtel-Vermutung: Niklas

    As with most proto-slashers, this doesn’t tick the right boxes for me. At all. 
    The premise feels more spoofy than from an actual horror script, the technical work is laughable and the kills are nonexistent. Only the (sadly way too rarely shown) terrible arm prop is worth it’s time. 

    Now the only remaining question is: what was that Wichtel-Message supposed to mean?

  • They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

    They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

    ★★★

    Wichtelclub Runde 47 | They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? | Wichtel-Vermutung: David

    I have to admit that there is quite a bit of well done social commentary in this, even though I’m not the biggest fan of the obvious metaphors in use. I understand what Pollack tried to go for and deeply respect his choice to focus on well written characters to build emotional connection. 

    But besides the already mentioned characters there sadly isn’t anything too groundbreaking to be found here. The…

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  • Dominion

    Dominion

    ★★★★★

    I can't stress this enough… watch it!
    I normally don't ask for much but I really need a favour from you (yes YOU). Go and watch it and if you can't take it, then it probably is a sign... a sign that you and everyone else should stop supporting is slaughter-fest!
    I would say that the scenes shown in this movie are inhuman but sadly they are the most human'isch thing I've seen in quite some time.

    Available to watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko&has_verified=1

  • Martyrs

    Martyrs

    ½

    Was that really necessary? 
    Spoiler (🙉):
    No!

    Yay, another stupid and ignorant remake for the soft american mainstream audience!

    Hey, Mr. I-don’t-watch-foreign-films, listen here you little shit, you should either learn how to read subtitles or fuck off. Movies like Martyrs aren’t made for everyone and shouldn’t be seen by everyone, for a few good reasons. Not only because the mainstream isn’t ready for a non-jumpscare-based-horror-masterpiece yet, no also because it seems like the topics and violence that are depicted…