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  • Do the Right Thing
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Pain & Gain

    ★★★★

  • Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair

    ★★★★★

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

    ★★★★★

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  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody plays like a SparkNotes induced one page essay on the career of Freddie Mercury. From the personality of its characters to major events in the band's history, we're almost never given time to actually attach ourselves to anyone in it and while Rami is good his performance suffers from the uneven pacing and tonal inconsistencies throughout. A film over two hours still feels the need to rush itself in the beginning and it makes the self seriousness it…

  • Widows

    Widows

    ★★★★★

    "If I find out you're lying to me, there'll be an unfortunate act of God, my nigga"

    Pure cinema and we don't deserve Steve McQueen. A perfectly structured action film up there with the likes of Mad Max Fury Road and Heat. McQueen easily manages to make a casual conversation one of the most engaging pieces of cinema this year. He's almost incomparable when it comes to capturing the most trivial instances and making them effortlessly engaging with both his…

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★½

    Hot take: PTA makes some damn good films

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    ★★★½

    Last Night in Soho is a cinematic feast where the imagery acts as the main course to an otherwise inadequate and muddled narrative with some effective yet questionable arrangement that sadly has it fall short of a strong thriller.

    Soho boasts one visually engaging sequence after the next but that, unfortunately, has us as viewers chasing answers that we could've reasonably produced with or without Wright's constant winks and nudges that almost flash the answers to the viewers despite various…

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  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ★★★

    One time I was microwaving a Hot Pocket and I set the cook time for too long and it exploded. The high fructose mess that was spread throughout my microwave ceased to be a Hot Pocket but I still scraped the remains onto a platter and enjoyed myself. Suicide Squad is that Hot Pocket.

  • Wild

    Wild

    A gripping tale about Cheryl Strayed and her journey on the PCT. With heartfelt sincerity mixed with natural humor this film knows what it is and does it well. This movie will hit close to home for many people as it should. Reese Witherspoon gives a fantastic and honest portrayal of our protagonist while also having deep flaws and personal issues that make her a joy to watch.