One full star for James Mason. Ciao.

Heady gothic dance piece with a couple perving around in a provincial French graveyard. Reminded me of mid-'60s Godard (spiritually rather than formally).

No plot.
No central character.
No antagonist.
No defined purpose for side characters.
No threat.
No three acts.
No jokes.
No punchlines.
No explanations.
No internal references.
No catchphrases.
No political polemical voice.
No melodrama.
No lessons.
No beginning.
No end.
One of the best films ever made.

Very tempted to click the "I've seen this film before" tab.