Makes Smurfs 2 look like La Regle du Jeu

I kinda wish this had been 3+ hours. Tatiana Samoilova tho...

No plot.
No central character.
No antagonist.
No defined purpose for side characters.
No threat.
No three acts.
No jokes.
No punchlines.
No explanations.
No internal references.
No catchphrases.
No political polemical voice.
No melodrama.
No lessons.
No beginning.
No end.
One of the best films ever made.

Very tempted to click the "I've seen this film before" tab.