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  • Millennium Mambo

    Millennium Mambo

    ★★★½

    This may just be my favorite mumble-core venture yet! Beautifully atmospheric, hauntingly real, and lingering in presentation, Millennium Mambo is enriching slow-paced cinema at it's most rewarding. The perfect film too watch as a rain-check date with your Significant Other, as a sort of sadistic depressed revenge against their tight-schedule.

    Also did I mention that MEN FUCKIN SUCK?
    I think Hou Hsiao-Hsien can testify to this fact.

  • How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    ★★★½

    why was toothless so horny tho

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  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ★★★½

    he protecc
    he sometimes hacc
    but most importantly 
    he wrecc it ralph

    READ MY REVIEW!

  • Our House

    Our House

    ★★

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    Appreciate Canadian Cult Horror Cinema, No matter how contrived, convoluted, or cliche It Can Be.....................
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