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brain cell #1: impressive medieval quest narrative supported by powerfully constructed themes of building and changing one’s character from arrogance, cowardice, and greed whilst accepting one’s own fate.
brain cell #2: dev patel’s cum belt
Ever since the first teaser trailer was released playing Thom Yorke’s subtle, yet haunting “Volk” in the background as well as seeing “directed by Luca Guadagnino” in text, I knew I had to see this movie.
The best advice I could give before watching this film is to completely disregard the original Suspiria and watch Luca’s version as if it were an original idea or concept. This is more of a reimagining or recalibration of the original Suspiria, whereas some…