davidehrlich

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Favorite films

  • The Boy and the Heron
  • The Taste of Things
  • A Thousand and One
  • May December

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  • In Water

    ★★★½

  • Silent Night

    ★½

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★★

  • Menus-Plaisirs Les Troisgros

    ★★★½

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  • Silent Night

    Silent Night

    ★½

    “Silent Night” marks John Woo’s first American action film since 2003’s all-too-fittingly titled “Paycheck,” and the legendary Hong Kong auteur seems eager to make up for lost time. There are at least two decades’ worth of John Woo-ness crammed into the opening minutes of this hyper-florid yuletide “Taken” riff, which starts with Joel Kinnaman — dressed in a Rudolph sweater, complete with a poofy 3D nose — sprinting after some Mexican gang members in slow-motion while a computer-generated red balloon…

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★★

    this incredible movie almost completely redeems the look of shame and confusion my dad had on his face when I made him get me a Technodrome for my birthday one year and it was like 2 feet tall and had a giant eyeball on the top and his face was saying "i literally remember World War II." and now i have a young son of my own and i'm supposed to look back and appreciate how dumb i must have…

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  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★½

    White Mirror.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★

    Barbara Minerva: I used to be a nerd who nobody liked but now I am hot and bulletproof and can pull off Robert Smith-levels of eyeliner.

    Maxwell Lord: but don’t you want *more*?

    Barbara Minerva: i want… to be cat.