Solo: A Star Wars Story ★½

the connect-the-dots storytelling of these interstitial standalone movies has quickly gone from "tired" to "excruciating."

but thank the sweet lord jesus for Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

give the people L3-37: A STAR WARS STORY! it's the humane thing to do.

the train is good.
Lando is good (and *totally* pansexual)
that one cameo is… i don't even know. maybe good?
nothing else is good.
the muddy filter Bradford Young throws over everything is inexplicable.