The Lighthouse ★★★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

TIRED: regular people using regular swears.

WIRED: mad-eyed Willem Dafoe using sea swears.

still trying to sort out what i got out of this experience (other than the lifelong memory of Robert Pattinson hilariously beating a seagull to death) but i sure am glad we live in a world where something this fucking *much* can still get funded.