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  • Life



    now here's a movie that actually realizes it's coming out in March. fun, gross lil creature feature. 100% fine. gentleman's 6

  • The Zookeeper's Wife

    The Zookeeper's Wife


    panders shamelessly to Hollywood's biggest demographic: viewers who love to watch Nazis murder rare animals

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  • Power Rangers

    Power Rangers


    I truly fell in love with this movie when Zack tells the group his big secret: That his mom is the best

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    when I came out of the screening room, having sat in the front row, I realized my belt was somehow undone and basically hanging off of me.

    i am convinced i am cursed. the woods take me.

    (reviewed at The Atlantic)