★★★ Watched 23 Mar, 2017
now here's a movie that actually realizes it's coming out in March. fun, gross lil creature feature. 100% fine. gentleman's 6
★★ Watched 23 Mar, 2017 1
panders shamelessly to Hollywood's biggest demographic: viewers who love to watch Nazis murder rare animals
★★★ Watched 21 Mar, 2017
I truly fell in love with this movie when Zack tells the group his big secret: That his mom is the best
★★★★½ Watched 14 Jan, 2016
when I came out of the screening room, having sat in the front row, I realized my belt was somehow undone and basically hanging off of me.
i am convinced i am cursed. the woods take me.
(reviewed at The Atlantic)