Your movie is poo
I could give into the meme and give this movie a glowing, positive, 5/5 review for the movie and joke on how it is secretly an art film, only in the vein hope that this will get all the likes on Letterboxd when really it will be buried in comments where so many sad pathetic people will be doing the same.
So here is my profound comment instead. Kevin James looks cute in a mustache, and I hate that I had to think that.
Fuck you Kevin James!
Watched the theatrical cut.
I remember recording this on DVR years ago, only got to like 30 minutes or so, then stopping it. I think I might have had to do something and just forgot to finish. I now know why.
Like a lot of Ridley Scott movies this movie looks impeccable, capturing the time period well. Yet I felt rather cold from the central story, not really finding it poorly told, but it never had me invested with the…