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  • Eastern Condors
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Matrix
  • Peking Opera Blues

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  • WandaVision

    ★★★★½

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★½

  • Ohlala Couple

    ★★½

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  • Wheels on Meals

    Wheels on Meals

    ★★★★

    Benny Urquidez's kick to Jackie Chan is so fast it actually extinguished a set of candles on the table behind.

    You can't fake awesome.

  • Dragons Forever

    Dragons Forever

    ★★★★

    The more I watch this guy, Yuen Biao, the more amazed I am.

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    Stunts - 96/100 | There's legit a stunt at the end of this movie I was wondering just how the hell do you survive this?!

    Narrative - 69/100 | Surprisingly enjoyable and well-rounded for a Sammo Hung flick! My subs were terrible so I guess that didn't help with the melodramatic parts, but many lovely small scenes and character moments.

    Fight Choreography - 96/100 | All…

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  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So it turns out this was a supervillain origin story all along and I'm all for it.

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★

    Somehow not offensively bad because of a few highlight moments, but still forgettable.

    Suffers massively from Prequel Syndrome, an apparently incurable disease that Star Wars seems to be afflicted with these days. Nothing of consequence happens because nothing of consequence can happen.

    The year is 2051. I am still waiting for my Knights of the Old Republic movie. A good thing I got to watch Obi-Wan Kenobi season 13 though. You know, when he went through a time portal to get back the stolen Bantha. Now that was some good shit!

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  • Police Story 3: Super Cop

    Police Story 3: Super Cop

    ★★★★½

    That Jackie Chan and Michelle Yeoh never starred together again on-screen after Supercop is an outright tragedy.

    Everything about these 2 together in this movie is, quite simply, absolute perfection.

    And the rest is pretty damn awesome too.

  • Project A

    Project A

    ★★★★

    Project A? More like Project "S" for Stunts!

    I know, I know, that title's already taken. Would still make more sense than the current title holder.
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    Stunts - 100/100 | Absolutely ridiculous. Not only from Jackie Chan but his whole crew as well. Damn are these guys impressive!

    Narrative - 68/100 | Apparently this is a movie about stopping pirates until the story completely forgets about them for like an hour or so. I'm not complaining too much though…