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  • Alien
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • La La Land
  • Blade Runner 2049

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  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★½

  • Zen – Grogu and Dust Bunnies

  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    ★★½

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  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    OBI-WAN KENOBI - THE EPITOME OF STAR WARS' DEVOLVEMENT

    Three years ago Disney pitched their new streaming service with the promise that audiences would finally get to see the Obi-Wan Kenobi solo project everyone had been asking for. It’s finally here, and for what? What did we want? What did we expect? What reason is there for this show to really exist? As beloved as Kenobi is, there was never a point.

    With both the central protagonist, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★½

    "If you expect disappointment, then you can never really get disappointment."

    Nah.


    Spider-Man: No Way Home is merciless with its exploitation of nostalgia. This is a movie that feeds off "I get that reference" moments. Unfortunately, it does not seem that keen on building on nostalgia with original ideas. Disney has successfully made a hugely profitable blockbuster that relies entirely on fan service and past achievements.

    The first act of this film is incredibly dumb to the point of being…

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  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★

    A fun holiday special that doesn't try to do too much and doesn't end up doing too little. I can't imagine this will stick with me and I don't see myself rewatching this. Drax and Mantis make a great duo.

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Given how much I liked the first one it was upsetting to find Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery disappointing. Rian Johnson sets aside the charming dynamics of the first film to go all out on a grand world-ending scheme of dumb rich people. I got a similar feeling from this movie as I did while watching Don't Look Up (not a good thing). Perfect for mainstream liberals who spend their days watching late-night talk shows.

    The most significant factor…

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  • Alien Warfare

    Alien Warfare

    ½

    There are many words to describe how terrible Alien Warfare is. This movie is a trainwreck, and yet, it's amazing. Between this and "The Fanatic," 2019 has been a great year for unintentional laughs.

    Alien Warfare is about... well, I don't really know. It has no aliens for over half of the movie and definitely no warfare though. Alien Negotiations would be a much more suiting title. I'm going to dig right into this movie. I'll try not to include…

  • Ouija Shark

    Ouija Shark

    ★★½

    WORLD PREMIERE (with Director Q&A - The Grand Gerrard)
    Grade: 5/10

    Anyone can look at Ouija Shark and tear every aspect apart. It’s a low-budget movie about a shark that is summoned out of a Ouija board. Everyone knows it’s stupid. Even the movie knows, and the movie embraces it. That’s what makes Ouija Shark a genuinely enjoyable film to watch. As Brett Kelly (also known as Scott Patrick), the director of Ouija Shark, said during the Q&A, it was…