This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
No happy endings here!
This movie had so much potential. Teenagers being offed by toxic monsters from underneath the Golden Gate Bridge. There are some really good kills, interesting monsters, a really good blood rain scene, the list goes on. But an interesting phenomenon we see here, and that is that a soundtrack has a huge overall effect on a movie. THIS ONE IS ATROCIOUS . Who was responsible for this?? I get that it's the 80's but that's no exuse. Return of the…
Good old slasher! Decent soundtrack. Lol at the cheesy punks <3 and the "metal" and "punk rock" bands are actually not terrible. The killers intimidating phone calls are beyond laughable, but it is awesomely hilarious. Fake moustache. Lots o killin. Fresh out of the earliest end of the 80's in the traditional slasher form. Also judging by the other reviews Im the only one who likes this?? I dont get it. Oh well, true to normal fashion.
How is this a remake, exactly?
I first saw this at the drive-in....couldnt see too well....rewatched to make sure I didnt miss something sinificant. Yeah, I didnt.
This is not a remake of The Evil Dead. Im confused. Maybe Im stubborn. I dont think so. Where are the parallels? There is a cabin. There is reference to rituals, and a basement with an ancient book. There's a tree scene. Which is LAME by the way. Thats about the similarities. Worse…