D.A.

I watch a movie, I write about it, repeat. It's a whole thing, you wouldn't understand. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Persona
  • Possession
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Scream

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  • Scream 4

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  • Scream 3

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  • Scream 2

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  • Scream

    Scream

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    β€œI’m a really big fan.”
    β€œGo fuck yourself.”

    This is No Way Home for Scream fans. Horror has reached peak self-referential nature here, and while the fan service always feels nice (or, adversely, hurts a lot), the shtick isΒ tired. Thankfully,Β Scream isΒ fully aware of this, as the series hasΒ undoubtedly always had the advantage of consistently one-upping its self-awareness with every proceeding film, and excellently so with its fifth installment. Scream isn’t just a blast for die-hard fans β€” it’s a much-needed commentary on toxic fandoms and the tired nature of remakes and requels. This is a requel done right.


    For Wes

  • Parallel Mothers

    Parallel Mothers

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    Fucking masterful. Nothing beats the cinematic beauty, societal brutality, and extravagant gayness of AlmodΓ³var.

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  • Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

    Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

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    I had no idea they let David Lynch direct his own version of Sesame Street.

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

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    You know when a film feels like it’s in its final act the entire runtime yet cleverly manages to one-up itself at every turn until reaching an insane point of utter oblivion and mania?Β That’s precisely what Ready or NotΒ is, meant entirely as a compliment. It’s a cult classic for the ages.

    β€œFucking rich people.”