The Wolf of Wall Street

The Wolf of Wall Street ★★★★½

There is no denying that I enjoyed this the first time around, but it felt as if something was missing. Upon a second viewing, the dynamic duo of Leonardo DiCaprio and Martin Scorsese have finally convinced me that this three hour boobs, booze, and 'ludes ride of a film is certainly near-perfect and is simply incredible. I definitely have a new found love for it. I don't have anything else I want to add to the film, because I wouldn't change a thing (other than I finally see why it is three hours), so I'll just be posting some quotes instead. The more I think about it, The Wolf Of Wall Street is a fantastic character study!

"I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect."
"On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome."
"I fucked her brains out... for eleven seconds."
"I want to jerk off - but that's not why I do it. I do it because I NEED to."
"Was all this legal? Absolutely fucking not"
"Sides? $26,000 worth of sides? What are these sides? They cure cancer?"
"Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. You're in the fucking minor leagues. Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. Twice a day. Once in the morning after I work out, once after lunch. If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Or worse, you'll implode. You don't wanna implode."
"You have my money taped to your tits. Technically you do work for me."
"Alright, get the fuck off my boat. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly wives."
"Her pussy was like heroine to me!"
"My name is Jordan Belfort. Not him, Me. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week."
"Fuck Benihana!"
"Daddy shouldn't waste his time. And from now on... it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. And you know something else, Daddy? Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties."
"if the kid was retarded I would... I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it... say "You're free now!" You know? Like, "Run free!" You know?"
"If you sell $10,000 worth of stock, I'll give you a blowjob."
"No, no, no. My Ferrari was white like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice, not red."

Deckard🥃 liked these reviews