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  • Transporter 3

    Transporter 3

    ★★

    I've never really been a fan of any of Jason Statham's franchises, although like most they've come across my viewing path every once in a while. I've never seen Crank, nor have any real desire to, The Expendables is more of an ensemble thing, and The Mechanic and it's sequel were as generic as they come, but the Transporter series didn't entirely rely on Statham's personality to sell it. He was almost monosyllabic, always has a flash car, and belted…

  • The Expendables 3

    The Expendables 3

    ★★★

    I've watched the quality of Sylvester Stallone's roles nosedive in the last twenty years or so. Never the greatest of actors, he's been reliable doing what he does best, looking big and muscle-bound, mumbling a lot, and mostly punching people for one reason or another. Cop Land could and should have been a turning point in Stallone's career back in 97', because he truly was exceptional in an unflashy role that earned him more plaudits than all the Rocky's and…

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  • Skyline

    Skyline

    ½

    My wife likes this. I'm considering a divorce.

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    Should I be concerned that my wife was taking notes during this film? (Andy's last diary entry)..................................