Me during the first 10 minutes: He's just into BDSM, it's fine!

Me during the rest of the film: ... It's not fine.

I had to stop this about halfway through. It’s just a lot. Between a massive prosthetic penis and fried eyeballs, it’s just too much to process at the moment.

Olivia Colman’s character is literally going to be me when I’m in a nursing home.

If this guy can climb a mountain with no ropes, then I can push through this stomach bug :/