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  • The Thing
  • Aliens
  • The Fly
  • Evil Dead II

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  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

  • The House

    ★★★

  • Jackass 3D

    ★★★

  • Scream

    ★★★★

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  • The Fly

    The Fly

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    🎃🎃Spooptober Watch #7🎃🎃

    David Cronenberg's The Fly is more than just a monster movie. It’s more than it’s body horror. It’s the story of a man named Seth, who after an unfortunate accident starts to deteriorate rapidly and become something monstrous. You see Seth at his highest, and you see him at his lowest. His transformation into the fly is immense. He falls apart over time. He starts acting and moving like a fly. He starts to talk faster. His…

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is my favourite horror of all time. And my favourite film in general regardless of genre. I feel guilty saying that, don’t know why. It’s not like Aliens and Jurassic Park can hear me, but I don’t want to hurt their feelings. As a movie fan it’s hard to pick that one film but this is it. 

    I can remember when I first put it on. I turned it off after 10 minutes bored. But I gave it another…

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  • The House

    The House

    ★★★

    I enjoyed this collection of three stories. Unexpectedly grim in places and hecking cute in others, it was a joy to let this film take me where ever it wanted. The final story nearly put me to sleep mind. Not in a boring sense. It’s pacing was super slow and the overall atmosphere was proper cosy.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    Usually you get to this point in a franchise and you just wish they hadn’t bothered. Five movies into a horror franchise and they have the absolute nerve to produce this highly entertaining stab fest? Five movies deep and they still manage to get fun meta movie commentary on my favourite genre? Ghostface is back Baby 😱 It’s great to be back in Woodsboro. 

    It’s not a perfect movie but I don’t know one that is. I found our lead…

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I love Aliens as a sequel to Alien because I find both are immense films in their own right, but Aliens takes the series in a different direction. It didn’t bother trying to top the slow burn horror of the original, and because of that we didn’t end up with a sub par film. You are not beating Alien at its own game. Instead it left the original as it was and focussed on being a kick ass action movie.…

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    This film Num Num 🦈 

    I had an absolute blast watching this movie. It just never seemed to stop once it got going. Explosive. Gory. Funny and heartwarming in parts. Gunn succeeds yet again in making me care for weird humanoid creatures. All hail King Shark. 👑 🦈