Chris Owens

old soul who loves watching film, listening to music, and writing reviews

all feedback is appreciated <3

Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
  • Before Midnight
  • Spirited Away
  • Dogville

Recent activity

  • Only God Forgives


  • Bronson


  • Valhalla Rising


  • Tag


Recent reviews

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer


    Definitely feels like I watched this film ~10 years too late to enjoy it. When he started walking around like Mr. Rogers the morning after having sex with Zooey Deschanel I stopped paying attention as much.

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    Wake up honey, new worst film of the franchise just dropped

Popular reviews

  • Requiem for a Dream

    Requiem for a Dream


    this film should be required viewing for elementary school students everywhere lol no way they ever even think of doing drugs after this one.

  • Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness


    how is Joe Exotic so fucking dope, such a piece of shit, and exactly like my father-in-law all at the same time?