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  • The Nightingale

    The Nightingale


    this was a hard film to watch. The first 30 minutes contain pretty much anyone with a family’s worst nightmare, and director Jennifer Kent doesn’t let the camera shy away from even the most vile and sickening moments.

    parallels can be drawn between The Nightingale and Innaritu’s The Revenant as they are both stories obsessed with tragedy and revenge, but Nightingale is different. at the end of The Revenant, it’s as if the audience is granted a reprieve from the…

  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring


    fuck this movie and fuck the franchise of boring, watered-down “horror” films that it spawned. seriously. this might be both the most overrated film of all time, and my least favorite film of all time. just saying. it’s trash. 🗑

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  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    This movie had me in the theatre feeling like if I rustled my bag of sour Skittles too loudly a fuckin brown Xenomorph would swoop in and impale me with it's arm lmao

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    Phantom Thread is quite simple and straightforward compared to the director's previous films, but is still able to retain a sense of mystery and a dash of spirituality. The plot is akin to the classic romance novels typical of the Bronte sisters and Jane Austen, and I mean that in the best way possible. While this aspect may cause some folks to call the film boring, those who can appreciate a slow-burn love story with a tear-inducing twist so subtle…